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Overheard In Our Home: Episode 2

A is our resident instigator. He’s 2.5 years old now, and in the span of 1 week, he covertly switched the dryer settings to “air fluff” (causing a minor panic as our loads kept coming out damp and we were sure we’d need to get a repair scheduled ASAP), snaked my mom’s vaccination card from her purse (which she didn’t discover until getting ready to go to the theater where she needed her proof of vaccination for entry), and changed the temperature settings on our home hub to 50*.

To better illustrate the type of ‘tude this tot often rocks, I present the 2nd episode of “overheard,” this time featuring snippets of A during our recent long drives:

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(25 minutes into a 10 hour drive, after having spotted the tiniest glimpse of a Pringles can)
“I just want the chips. I just want the chips. I just want the chips.”
(Repeat for 10 minutes straight in toddler bass vocal range.)

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(Practicing how to politely interrupt)
A: excuse me?
Dave: yes, A?
A: don’t talk to me!

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A: hi, Mom!
Me: hi, A! I love you!
A (smiles sweetly): I love chips!

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A: Mom?
Me: yes, A?
A: no, I’m talking to DAD.

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(After Dave agreed to share a few sips of his Powerade)
A: You can have the rest, Dad.
Dave (reaches back to take the bottle): aw, thank you, A. That was so nice of you to save some for–

Bro’d Trip

Recently – and for the first time since February 2020 – we left the state! We drove out to Baltimore to visit dear family friends after several COVID-spoiled attempts the past 2 summers. It was a wonderful trip with some of our all-time favorite people, but in order to get there, we had to pack all 4 boys, ourselves, and loads of gear into our car and drive 8.5 hours out (& back). I was pleasantly surprised to find that it was totally manageable and only took about 10. That said, let’s be real: things do tend to run more smoothly when you start planning weeks in advance and are effectively packed up 6 days before departure.

For the record, here’s what made the cut and saved the day:

SNACKS

  1. Clementines. Pre-peel, dole out.
  2. Applesauce pouches.
  3. Dry goods: goldfish, granola bars, mini beef sticks, raisins.
  4. Mystery packs: one random assortment of something special in a pack (we did pretzels and a couple of gummies) – part of the novelty buys time as well as fills them up.
  5. Food as a bribe: we used the opportunity to pick a treat at a rest stop as motivation to make good on potty promises.

AMUSEMENTS (rationed by me)

  1. Melissa & Doug water wow books — for the biggies & for Scooch.
  2. Travel-friendly writing tools — white boards for the biggies, a magnetic board for Scooch.
  3. Reusable sticker packs – not so sticky they get stuck all over the car, and relatively resistant to Scooch tearing them apart.
  4. Honorable mention: I stashed this I Spy game thinking it could be used to unite the group — eg settle a squabble with a challenge to spy 10 of the prompts in order to win all of us s treat. We didn’t end up needing it but I’m confident I could hype it up to buy an hour or even two.
  5. MVP: we brought the boys’ Yoto player (a screen-less, ad-free audio device that you can load up with cards to play different songs, stories, or games and then let the kids control) & bought them a few new cards to keep them occupied in the “quiet” times we tried to reserve for people who wanted to nap (which is to say, no one but the infant).

WHAT I WOULD CHANGE FOR NEXT TIME

  1. Reduce the volume of snacks – I packed envisioning us powering through long legs of the journey, but you can’t go that long without stopping for the baby’s sake and because the other boys simply need opportunities to hit the restroom. You can pick up plenty of snacks or meals en route.
  2. Forgo the busy board – not only because our 2-year-old genuinely can’t manage some of the mechanics of these buckles & they’d be only moderately entertaining for the older boys, but because the last thing I should’ve been promoting is more practice unbuckling himself in a moving vehicle (*face palm*).
  3. Mount a garbage bag on the seat-back of the 2nd row so the 3rd row (our older 2) could reach it. I tried pretty pointedly to minimize mess-making, but knew what an oversight I’d made when my fingers closed around the mound of still-damp tissues from J’s runny nose over the course of the drive.

Parenting Hack #4

Eggo’s chocolate chip waffles are the breakfast MVPs of minimal mess. Almost 0 crumbs and don’t require syrup or utensils.

You heard it here first.

Other People’s Content

  1. I just listened to the fantastic “But Why” podcast episode: “How Are Babies Made?” Listing this here partly because it’s worth re-sharing, and partly because I want to come back to it later to answer more questions. Simple and inclusive answers to the baby-making questions from kids.

  2. And once the baby is here… “the Myth of the Instant Family.” I love any and all attempts to capture the emotional complexity of motherhood, particularly in those vulnerable first days with your baby. This sentiment could have been plucked from my own brain:

    “What I really wanted to write on that birth announcement was, “I love my daughter, I am so grateful she is healthy and safe, but I miss my husband terribly. There is a hole in my heart where our twosome once was. What have we done?”

  3. Then again, on the topic of husbands… made me laugh more than once.

“Big Play” Haiku

weekend with our niece:
except for the hair brush, she’s
just one of the bros.

Overheard in Our Home: Episode 1

Dave & I have a running document of the absurd or comical things said in the company of our kids (frankly, either by them or by us).

Some favorites from J:

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(Birthday included treats at school, water play, and a live musician, plus we picked J up early to go to the park’s splash pad/playground/beach AND had neighbors over for cake)
Gigi: happy birthday, J! What did you do today??
J: I got sunscreen in my eyes.
June 2019, 4 years old

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Me: don’t forget to wash your armpit.
J: yep, and my legpit. *Scrubbing behind his knee*
July 2020, 5 years old

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Me: Ohh, J. You’re so wonderful. I’m so glad you’re mine. I mean, I’m so glad I grew you. Haha! I mean, you grew yourself, but I provided the uterus. We make a pretty good team, you & I.
J (after a few seconds, thoughtfully): Although… you did grow a baby who likes to eat his own boogers.
March 2021, 5 years old

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(Walking to the bus stop)
J: pretend we’re strangers.
Me: okay. Hi, I’m Kel; what’s your name?
J: no, I mean, pretend we’re strangers who live in different houses but we’re best friends.
Me: oh, okay. Oh hey, J! How’s your morning going?? Haven’t seen you.
J: hi. (Pause) okay, now pretend we’re volcanoes.
April 2021, 5 years old

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Today’s addition:

Me: boys, this is the second mini-flashlight we’ve found tucked into C’s sleepers today already. Do not put things in his clothes.
J: that’s not a flashlight, Mom. Those are C’s boosters.
December 2021, 6 years old