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Love & Fractions

I was recently chatting with an Italian friend who is due with her second child in the next few weeks. She confessed some concerns about how she could love her new baby as much as her first, but she draws comfort from a saying that she translated and shared with me:

“Love is the only whole number that you can multiply by dividing.”

How beautiful (& true) is that?

Related: the most profound poem about children // “do you think you’ll keep going? or are you done?”

THURSDAY NIGHT SCENE HAIKU

life with four boys is
a lot like dessert at the
local biker bar.

Related: “bottle service” haiku // how we learned about this bar’s family-friendliness.

Snow Day

Last night, school called a preemptive snow day based on a likely miserable morning commute. Work did not. Today therefore became an unofficial “take your school-age-children to work day.”

Naturally, those are mugs of sprinkles.

Related: Miss Laurie also canceled today *sobs* // great career advice.

International Women’s Day

(AS OBSERVED FROM A HOUSE FULL OF TINY MEN, OVER BREAKFAST)

Me: today is International Women’s Day, boys! Do you all know what IWD is all about?
Boys: *shaking heads while consuming their way through the better part of a loaf of cinnamon toast*
Me: IWD is about celebrating the power and contributions of all the women around you. You guys know a lot of amazing women, don’t you?
Boys: yeah!
Me: like who?
J: you!
O: Gigi!
J: Ethan’s mom!
A: Aunt Erin!
Dave, walking into the room: but who is your favorite international woman today?!
O: Minnie Mouse!!

A few hours later, over a morning coffee chat with some distinguished international women in my professional world, I joked about starting my day with this moment of celebration and humility with my sons.

But then one of my colleagues quipped, “hey, Minnie is an international icon, small business owner, and entrepreneur; Happy Helpers anyone? Your son is onto something.”

Another woman chimed in, “yeah — plus she has a female business partner… and does it all in heels.”

Happy International Women’s Day, everyone.

Related: 3 ways I’ve tried to be intentional with my sons // The Ford Explorer: Men’s Only Edition (audio or sub-titles on!)


Family Status: Stomach Bug

Will we deplete our bleach supply before the day is over?? Will Mom survive to take care of everyone just long enough to then spend the weekend with her head in a toilet?? Will we ever be brave enough to have the boys rest on soft seating again?!

Stay tuned.

Related: at least I didn’t leave the laundry outside overnight this time? // many things that may happen before 9am.

$*@%!

You’ll never hear strings of expletives before 7:03am quite like the ones muttered from our kitchen counter as Dave & I race the many other parents enrolling their children in limited-capacity summer camp programs on the frigid February morning registration opens promptly at 7.

We entered at least one of our sons’ birthday wrong, accidentally dual-enrolled another, and may have to walk back a few key terms they collectively heard over their morning toast… but summer 2023, we are (partially – at least, on the weeks we’re not wait-listed) ready for you!

Related: 6am fail // last year’s summer camp – a resounding success.

“My kids do not need more Legos or vehicles of any kind.”

Over the weekend, my lifelong friend, Marissa, texted me:

“What kinda stuff did you get the boys for Christmas? My kids do not need more Legos or vehicles of any kind.”

I feel this. After the excitement of the holidays and the joy of gifting to little kids who are so easy to please simply with the novelty of any new toy, moms across the world stare dejectedly at their once-attempted toy storage solutions, realizing they are nowhere near up to the task. What are the gifts that are not simply going to be new versions of things they already have, or difficult to store or keep organized together, or be used for 30 minutes and then put in a toy donation box by next holiday season after we have proven countless times that none of us can reliably keep track of the USB charger specific to this RC toy??

My response to Marissa:

  1. Our big ticket item for the boys to share: a Melissa and Doug play store (but purchased on sale awhile back from a retailer). Our boys are obsessed with commerce this past year and setting up “shops” where they sell their brothers’ toys back to them. Apart from a few other books or games, we’re going light on gifts, but here are a few other ideas:
  2. Eric Carle and Bombas did a cute collaboration, or last year I got the boys Bombas slippers for the winter
  3. Scratch and sketch games and puzzle books
  4. These darling kids’ wallets (see point 1)
  5. Books you can’t rent from the library that speak to your kids’ passions, like the Ultimate Construction Site Book for A, or a sensory “Poke a Dot” book for C, who loves chiming in with “EIEIO” when someone starts “Old MacDonald”
  6. Games! J is eager to start playing Catan with us, and we’ve gotten a lot of hours from classics like Battleship, or this fun cooperative game, Outfoxed!
  7. Stocking stuffers: I always go with Mr. Bubbles and other bath supplies (foam soap, bath crackles) in the “consumable” vein

Any other brilliant ideas, please comment below!

Happy holidays and godspeed to anyone still trying to conduct covert toy purges without their children noticing.

Related: 2021 Christmas gift ‘hit list’ // when you need a toy purge so badly that you spend your precious adult time conducting one.

Junior’s Guide to Giving Tuesday

On the topic of kids’ allowances, I wish I had a stronger opinion about its purpose and value. Should it be associated with their contributions to the household workload? Should it be correlated to academic achievement? Should it be provided irrespective of a child’s actions entirely, an exercise in and of itself to promote financial education and responsibility?

There’s benefit in any number of scenarios, but in our home, we ultimately opted for the 3rd value proposition of financial savviness facilitated by a weekly allowance starting when the boys are young. The weekly amount is split equally into 3 parts: money to spend, money to save (college funds), and money to give. We therefore close the year by offering them 3 nonprofit options for which they may donate their “give” funds.

Before they’re old enough to start making their own suggestions, here’s what we had on this year’s menu:

  1. Clean Air Task Force: this US-based NGO has a strong track record of success in campaigns reducing pollution, limiting CO2 emissions, and establishing regulations for the long-term benefit of the climate. More than that, it conducts high quality research, targets emission or decarbonization efforts often neglected by other organizations, and has been expanding to operate in global markets. Importantly: about 35% of climate philanthropy goes to the US and 10% to Europe, which together represent only ~15% of future emissions. China gets <6% of global climate philanthropy, despite being the world’s largest emitter.

    We voiced over to the boys as “this is a really effective organization that works to protect the planet and ensure there’s a healthy climate for all of us for years to come.”

  2. Everytown for Gun Safety: what started as a grassroots movement has grown into 10 million supporters. The goal is simple: save lives by ending gun violence in America through research, policy, litigation, and advocacy. I hesitated to include this one. My desire is to shield my sons for as long as possible from this topic. But our local high schools – like many others by now – recently resigned themselves to changing student bathroom policies (reduced access, increased surveillance) after several consecutive weeks of shut-downs and event cancellations following school shooter threats found in the restrooms. Dave and I ultimately decided this gun safety is an issue that will (does) affect their lives in a very direct way, and it seems fair to give them an option to advocate for change.

    We voiced over as “this group aims to create and promote more common sense gun policies that keep people safe.”

  3. C.S. Mott Children’s Hospital: the #1 children’s hospital in Michigan, among the nation’s best overall, top 10 in the country for pediatric cardiology and heart surgery, and a teaching hospital promoting increasing expertise supporting children for years to come through learning and research. When we thought about causes that would speak to our sons, children’s medicine ranked high — and “Mott’s” is the perfect combination of causes, efficacy, and “in your own backyard.”

    We voiced this over as “Do you guys remember when O went to the hospital last year? Well, that hospital is among the best in the country taking care of kids who are sick or hurt, and also conducts really valuable research about medicine and ways to prevent sicknesses for kids.”

Not surprisingly, all causes were so compelling that the boys opted to split their funds and contribute to all 3. It may still be a bit beyond them to conceptualize what it means to “donate” to these organizations, but it certainly does my mother’s heart good to know my kids have contributed – however generally – to causes that protect their futures.