I finish making dinner tonight and look over to see that A has helped himself to a snack as he waited. *Face palm*

Indiscriminate consumption of apples: what does this remind me of?

Adam and Eve? Snow White’s bait? The catalyst of the Trojan War??

No… These trouble-filled stories are too on the nose, even for A.

Let’s go with this:

A haiku inspired by our toddler who evidently maintains an impenetrable immune system:

an apple each day
keeps the doctor away, so
of course he tests neg.