I finish making dinner tonight and look over to see that A has helped himself to a snack as he waited. *Face palm*
Indiscriminate consumption of apples: what does this remind me of?
Adam and Eve? Snow White’s bait? The catalyst of the Trojan War??
No… These trouble-filled stories are too on the nose, even for A.
Let’s go with this:
A haiku inspired by our toddler who evidently maintains an impenetrable immune system:
an apple each day
keeps the doctor away, so
of course he tests neg.
weekend with our niece:
except for the hair brush, she’s
just one of the bros.
when your homies can’t
spring you from the slammer, but
at least they bring snacks.
Bro-provided 6am breakfast: apples & Cheetos.
cheers to my son who
loves all things monsters but still
answers to “sweetie.”
spent hours carving, but
according to our neighbor,
dave’s pumpkin’s* the best.
*see tiny face.
“party in the rain”
(from the same kids who starred in
“pandemic school year”)