Is there any amount of context that could make these make sense?

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J: if I ever get a hippo, I’m naming it Kel.

January 2022, 6 years old

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Me, shouting from the upstairs hallway, at 7am: is this an empty bag of hot dogs?? Boys, where did all the uncooked hot dogs go??

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Dave: is this how you always imagined motherhood would be?

Me: honestly, I grossly underestimated the amount Scatman would be involved.